Forum: Engineering Jokes

10 Good Reasons for You to Date and Marry an Engineer 1. The world does not revolve around us. We choose the coordinate system. 2. No "couple"...

File their nails with a Leatherman. Make jewelry out of wire, resistors, transistors, and chips. Don't think of male engineers as dorks. ...

... the only jokes you receive are through e-mail. ... you can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines. ... you order...

One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell...

We all know that it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree celsius. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very...

Back in the 60's, a jet manufacturer was trying to build a jet that would go mach 4 (4 times the speed of sound for you non-aeronautical types)....

There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a...

It seems a gynaecologist, who was getting sick of his job, decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he...

Ole came out of the local Fleet & Farm store and saw Sven driving thru the parking lot on his tractor pulling a chain. Sven, says Ole, how come you...

Old Maine fisherman saying: Don't worry if you see a Knox engine falling from the sky aimed for your head ..... It will stop before it reaches you.

"Nothing runs like a Deere, ... or smells like a john". lol

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a second year subject. How many second year...

your favorite James Bond character is "Q". you see a good design and still have to change it. you still own a slide rule and you know how to...

Engineers do it with precision. Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it. Electrical engineers do it on an impulse. Electrical engineers...

Major Technological Breakthrough Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research It was discovered by accident. The...

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match. Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their...

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. Wanna come back to my...

Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam. Stephenson thought the whole...

There are at least 10 types of capacitors. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. Not everything works according to the...

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Frank Lloyd Wright Doctors bury their...